Match length 20:16

What kind of douche bro wanders around in sunglasses and a skimpy jungle thong, indoors? Johnny Bronco of course! He interrupts Azaran and Blayne's conversation with a quick reminder that he's kicked both of their asses, demanding to know why they're in HIS ring.

A two-on-one match begins. Johnny suffers intense physical and emotional humiliation for the first part of this match. His opponents put him in all sorts of painful stretches and suggestive holds, spending no small amount of time punishing his protruding package. Johnny manages to use a few well-placed taunts to set Blayne and Azaran against each other and give himself a moment to recuperate.

This gives Johnny a very brief advantage, but he none-too-quickly finds himself in trouble again, trapped in the corner as his opponents bearhug him and spank his muscular ass. But Azaran and Blayne may have poked the beast one too many times. Johnny makes a comeback and lays both of his opponents out before finishing them off with a particularly demeaning double tap out.