Match length: 21:22

This sizzling meetup is off the charts hot. Returning hunk Blayne faces off against the mountain of muscle that is Johnny Bronco. Blayne has a history of becoming...distracted...in matches against a certain type of opponent. So when Johnny's exquisite musculature enters the ring, bursting out of the tiniest Tarzan thong you've ever seen, you can already see Blayne's eyes start to glaze over.

Nevertheless, he jumps right in to take the offensive, maneuvering his bigger opponent into head scissors. But all it takes is a few pec bounces, an overpacked thong, and a nice tight schoolboy pin and Blayne's focus is no longer on winning the match. He spends the next several minutes practically hypnotized, exploring every inch of Johnny's chiseled torso, biceps, quads, glutes...

Blayne makes an attempt late in the match to take control again, but it's too little, too late. Johnny controls this match nearly from the start and finds himself less than impressed with Blayne's worship skills. After Blayne screws up his one last chance to impress the big man, he finds himself put to sleep. He'll have to work harder next time to make himself worthy to worship the King Of The Jungle.