Match Length 19:51

If you were to look up "beefcake" in the dictionary, you may very well expect to see Chace LaChance's exquisitely sculpted musculature as the visual definition of the word. LaChance has always looked like the long lost son of legendary Hercules portrayer Steve Reeves, so the name fits. We are very excited to welcome him to the roster with this debut match against fellow newcomer Pierce Paris. And judging by requests from customers, we are not alone.

We start off with LaChance, looking extremely good in painted on silver trunks, flexing and checking himself out in the mirror, and encouraging Paris to do the same. A test of strength to start gives Chace the advantage and he spends the first part of the match introducing newcomer Pierce to a series of holds, requiring him to flex for his enjoyment while keeping a running commentary complimenting him on his muscles and strength.

Magnanimous or dumb, or possibly a guy who genuinely prefers to suffer as a jobber, LaChance inexplicably stops every time he gets an advantage to "give you a chance" and lets himself be overtaken by Paris. Pierce stretches his opponent's arms and pecs in a number of standing holds. Chace seems to revel in being unable to escape holds, continuously complimenting his opponent as they trade control and require each other to flex while in hold.

Finally, LaChance is at a place where he can easily win the match. So he...releases the hold and dares Paris to put him in a sleeper, even showing him exactly how to apply it, confident that he can get out. Guess what happens next? Is he dumb? Naive? Or sly like a fox, getting exactly what he wants as he struggles, flexing that perfect body helplessly, unable to escape his opponent's grip?