Match Description
Blaine's Delicious Meatloaf & Backyard Brutality
🔥 Get ready for a wild, sweat-drenched, muscle-packed showdown where Blaine’s mom’s "secret ingredient" isn’t the only thing getting kneaded and stretched to the limit! This no-holds-barred wrestling spectacle pits Travis, Blayne, and Blain in a brutal, skin-on-skin clash of egos, holds, and barely contained aggression.
💪 Patriotic Power vs. Jungle Dominance – Captain America (aka the "Seaman") struts in, flaunting his star-spangled singlet, only to get manhandled, bent, and split by Travis’ savage techniques. Blaine isn’t having it either—his gimmick’s been stolen, and he’s taking it out on whoever’s closest (and most vulnerable).
🍑 Pinned, Stretched, and Begging for Mercy – Watch as Drill Man turns this into a three-way submission nightmare, with double chokeholds, "deep" holds that go way too far, and a back-cracking, muscle-popping display of raw dominance. "Ugh!" isn’t just a sound—it’s a lifestyle in this sweaty, grunting free-for-all.
🤼 Betrayal, Meatloaf, and Broken Friendships – What starts as a playful jab about mom’s cooking spirals into brutal revenge, with Captain America getting folded like a lawn chair, Blaine questioning his life choices, and Travis proving why he’s the king of this jungle.
🚨 WARNING: Contains excessive flexing, questionable holds, and more "spreading" than a Fourth of July picnic. Don’t tap out—embrace the chaos.
🔥 "Blaine’s Delicious Meatloaf & a Mom’s Get-Together" – Because nothing brings people together like a violent, half-naked struggle for dominance.
Available now—only the strong (or extremely flexible) will survive. 💀