Tyson catches Blayne stretching in the ring and can't help himself — he just reaches out and smacks him in the butt. Blayne's response is immediate and completely reasonable: fine. We'll have a match. And the loser's gonna get his ass spanked.

Tyson agrees. But perhaps he should have thought that through. Especially when his gear keeps lodging itself between his cheeks.

What follows is a wrestling match with the highest stakes Tyson has ever agreed to — because Blayne is adamantly not losing this one. Tyson's power is real. Blayne's cunning is real. And the fight is competitive enough to keep things interesting. Each man takes advantage of holds to preview what he's going to do to the other should he win. In the end, one man is going to be declared the winner, and the other is going to be on the receiving end of a humiliating punishment. Blayne sets up a chair and makes absolutely sure Tyson is conscious enough to feel every single thing that's about to happen.

Check out the match that will live in Tyson's nightmares for a long, long time.