Match length 20:29

Two teams. One ring. And the kind of chaos that only happens when nobody can agree on anything — including what to wear.

Z-Man takes one look at Monstah Mike and Neo and loses his mind. The trunks are barely there. The bodies filling them out are very, very there. Sexy as hell, Z-Man admits — but this is a wrestling ring, not a jungle, and there are rules. Someone has to explain the rules. Nobody listens to the rules.

Rock Paper Scissors decides who goes first. The match decides the rest.

What follows is 20 minutes of muscle, attitude, and escalating physical intensity between four men who are extremely motivated to put the other team on the mat. Blayne tags in at exactly the right moment. Bodies get cornered, controlled, and broken down. The submission when it comes is loud, repeated, and completely unavoidable — said four times to make absolutely sure everyone in that room understood what just happened.

Someone ends up face down. Looking incredible doing it.

Two teams. One winner. Everything in between is the best kind of trouble.